Absurdist Claymation Portrait From a Photo

Transform the reference image into a handcrafted absurdist claymation masterpiece while preserving the exact composition, camera angle, subject placement, pose, proportions of the scene, object positions, framing, and overall structure with absolute accuracy. Nothing should be added, removed, repositioned, or redesigned—only translated into a bizarre, highly detailed plasticine universe. Every visible character must appear hilariously startled, overly excited, or awkwardly intense, while still maintaining the original facial expression and emotional intent from the reference. Eyes should be oversized ping-pong-ball clay eyes, perfectly aligned and looking in the same direction, creating an exaggerated stop-motion comedy effect. Render everything using thick matte plasticine with extreme tactile realism. Surfaces should feel heavily hand-sculpted, featuring deep thumbprints, fingernail marks, rough seams, accidental dents, tiny dust particles, lint fragments, fingerprints, and uneven clay layering. Avoid all perfect geometry—every edge should be slightly warped, crooked, wobbly, and imperfect, as if handmade frame-by-frame by an eccentric clay artist. Style inspired by classic stop-motion clay animation with grotesque caricature proportions: rubbery noodle-like limbs, uneven anatomy, oversized features, and charmingly awkward sculptural imperfections. Preserve the exact lip shape, mouth position, mouth openness, teeth visibility, and expression from the reference image. Do not introduce smiles, grins, open mouths, or altered expressions unless they already exist in the original image. Ultra-detailed cinematic clay render, premium stop-motion aesthetic, shallow depth of field, handcrafted imperfections everywhere, absurdist humor, museum-quality clay sculpture, highly textured plasticine materials, realistic studio lighting.